From my book, "Cottage Industry Of Uncool", which is available on amazon.
It's never tiresome
To read the blunted wit
In these impersonal profiles
Under employment - have one
Hilarious
I don't bite - unless you want me to
Charming
Bored and horny
Good for you
But before you mention
Those mythical long walks on the beach
Let me just give you the answer
To your next question
Which is
No
I don't like
Pina coladas
Nor
The taste of
Inane
