Grammy notes

I don’t really like Gogo Gaga, but you’ve got to admit, she’s got a little imagination.

Steven Colbert used to be funny. Used to.

I never realized how much 21 Guns sounds like Telephone Line by ELO. Thank you cast of Glee Day.

The impetus for the next punk movement: Taylor Swift

I know she’s talented but why does Jayonce always leave me cold?

Discuss. Are the Black Eyed Peas the worst band group around these days or ever?

Thank God Record of the Year at least went to a real band that plays rock and roll. Maybe there’s hope.

How come there’re so many performers that want to be MC Hammer? It didn’t work out too well for him.

Oh, Slash. Go back to doing drugs. You were much cooler back then.

For a minute there was life when Stevie Nicks sang Rhiannon, but it’s gone.

Celine Dion in 3-D is not an improvement.

Much as he tries, Jon Bon Jovi will never be Springsteen. There’s a reason for that.

When will David Foster be tried for his many musical crimes?

Maybe it’s just me but I still can’t tell one Dave Matthews song from another.

I feel bad for the person who had to sit behind Lady Gaga’s hat.

How come the only thing that rocked all night was Jeff Beck being Les Paul note for note? Because Les Paul rocked. The guy was a motherfucker.

Battle of the uncool: Tarantino declared winner.

Memo to Lil Wayne: On tv, no one can hear you when you swear. In fact, no one can hear anything. Valuable air time ticking away.

How come Pearl Jam has a big problem with Ticketmaster and making videos but doing an ad for Target?

Album of the year: Taylor Swift. Punkers unite! Please.

Wow! What a horribly bland year for music. Good riddance 2009.